About

We started with a simple idea: the funniest people in the room usually have the most expensive taste — and the least patience for boring clothes.

So we make shirts for them. Premium-feel, sharp-witted, and priced so the only guilt you feel is recreational. No tired slogans, no scratchy prints, no nonsense — just the kind of tee you buy at 1am and actually wear in daylight.

Every design is printed on demand on heavyweight cotton and shipped from a partner near you, so it arrives fast and lasts longer than the decisions that inspired it.

Wear your vices. We won’t judge — look at us.

Expensive Habits — est. bad decisions.