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Premium-feel statement tees for people with expensive instincts and a sense of humour about the bill.
Six core designs. Heavyweight cotton, printed on demand, shipped worldwide for free.
The funniest person in the room usually has the most expensive taste — and the least patience for boring clothes.
We make the kind of shirts you screenshot before you buy. Premium feel, sharp humour, and not a single tired slogan in sight.
Every design is printed on demand on heavyweight cotton and shipped from a partner near you, so it arrives fast and lasts longer than the decisions that inspired it.
Wear your vices. We won’t judge — look at us.
Soft, holds its shape, doesn’t go see-through after one wash.
Printed when you order and dispatched in 2–5 days. Less waste, fresher print.
UK, EU and worldwide delivery with tracking. The sensible part of the order is on us.
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