Premium-feel statement tees for people with expensive instincts and a sense of humour about the bill.
The launch line. Unisex heavyweight cotton, printed on demand, shipped worldwide.
The funniest person in the room usually has the most expensive taste — and the least patience for boring clothes.
We make the kind of shirts you screenshot before you buy. Premium feel, sharp humour, and not a single tired slogan in sight.
Every design is printed on demand on heavyweight cotton and shipped from a partner near you, so it arrives fast and lasts longer than the decisions that inspired it.
Wear your vices. We won’t judge — look at us.
Soft, holds its shape, doesn’t go see-through after one wash.
Printed when you order and dispatched in 2–5 days. Less waste, fresher print.
UK, EU and US delivery with tracking. Free UK shipping over £50.
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